Trek Domane SL6 56”

🚴‍♂️ FOR SALE: Trek Domane SL6 (2019) A bike so fast it nearly left me for someone fitter. Right folks, gather round. I’m selling my Trek Domane SL6 — the love of my life, except the love was not mutual because this thing keeps exposing how unfit I actually am. Price: €2,100 Non-negotiable. Unless you’re offering €1,999, in which case… also no. 😆 🤣 Specs (in plain English): • Carbon everything → lighter than my excuses. • Goes like a rocket → unfortunately rider does not. • Smooth as butter → unlike my breathing after 200 metres. 😂 Condition: Immaculate. The bike is spotless because it spent more time in the house than I did. Never raced. Never crashed. The only thing that’s hit the ground around here is my motivation. Grips need replacing 🤦‍♂️ Why I’m selling: Because pretending I’m training for the Tour de France has gotten ridiculous. Last week I got overtaken by a lad on a Postman’s bike. He nodded at me. I still haven’t recovered. ⚠️ Important notes: • No lowball offers. • No swaps unless it’s for a Tayto factory, a small island, or a guaranteed VO₂ max of 70. • Yes, it’s fast. No, buying it won’t make you fast too — I’ve scientifically proven this. 📩 Interested? Message me quick. If this doesn’t sell soon my family will make me actually ride it again