2003 MINI One – Zero Starts Since 2018

FOR SALE: My wife’s MINI. Because apparently 8 years is long enough to mourn a car. My wife left Ireland years ago, but the MINI stayed behind. Not because it broke down. Not because it was unreliable. Simply because she couldn’t bear to say goodbye. So instead of selling it, we gave it a lovely retirement. Eight years of fresh Irish air, absolutely no exercise, and a permanent parking space. It’s been there so long it’s practically a local landmark. You can even spot it on Google Earth! 🛰️ THE FACTS: * 2003 MINI One. * Running perfectly fine when last used in 2018, so perhaps a good deal to buy! * Hasn’t been started since. Not even once. * Sold as spares, repairs or a brave restoration project. * May need a battery. May need a miracle. Probably both. * Comes with character, history and absolutely no promises. The good news: It hasn’t given us a single mechanical problem in eight years. The bad news: We haven’t asked it to do anything in eight years. Perfect for a MINI enthusiast, a mechanic with too much free time, or someone who enjoys making questionable financial decisions. Sold as seen. Bring a trailer — and a healthy dose of optimism! ⚠️ BEFORE YOU MESSAGE: Yes, I know it hasn’t started since 2018. Yes, I know trailers cost money. Amazingly, I worked that out before writing the advert. 😂 €555 is not a typing error or an invitation to compete for the lowest offer. If you’ve got €100 to spend, treat yourself to a nice dinner instead. And while I appreciate invitations for a chat, I’m selling a MINI, not looking for a pen pal. My wife has already had an eight-year emotional relationship with this car. I don’t need another. Genuine enthusiasts and sensible offers welcome. Time-wasters need not apply — we’ve already got one MINI that hasn’t gone anywhere in eight years!