2019 Tesla Model X

2019 Tesla Model X 75D – 7 Seats – Dark Blue Metallic • Mileage: 127,000 km (mostly spent overtaking diesel SUVs with ease) • Seats: 7 (yes, SEVEN — you can fit the whole family, their friends, and still have space for the dog) • Colour: Dark Blue Metallic (posh enough for the school run, stealthy enough for late-night Supercharger raids) • Warranty: Battery & drive unit covered until 2027 (peace of mind = priceless) Features you’ll love (and your neighbours will envy): • Falcon Wing Doors – because normal doors are boring. • Panoramic windscreen – basically IMAX for your commute. • Autopilot – it won’t do the shopping, but it will save your sanity in traffic. • Heated everything – seats, steering wheel, probably your soul. • Air suspension – feels like gliding on butter. • Zero emissions – unless you count smugness. Why buy this car? Because life’s too short to drive something that smells of petrol and disappointment. The Model X is a spaceship with cupholders. It’s fast, it’s safe, and it makes you feel like Tony Stark on the way to Tesco.