AUDI A4 AVANT 1.9 TDI - NEW NCT

AUDI A4 AVANT 1.9 TDI (NEED I SAY MORE) WELL, IM GOING TO ANYWAY. FRESH NCT JUST PASSED, VALID UNTIL 29-05-2026. THAT’S A WHOLE YEAR OF STRESS-FREE MOTORING IT IS MANUAL SO SAVE ON GYM MEMBERSHIP, GET YOUR LEG DAY IN ON YOUR COMMUTE. LEGENDARY RELIABILITY, THIS YOKE STARTS FIRST TIME, EVERY TIME, EVEN WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO GO TO WORK. DRIVES LIKE AN ABSOLUTE DREAM, IF YOUR DREAM INVOLVES GERMAN ENGINEERING AND A CAR THAT FEELS LIKE IT COULD SURVIVE A NUCLEAR WINTER. NO CENTRE ARMREST, TRAGIC I KNOW, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, LESS PLASTIC TO SQUEAK. FULLY LOADED WITH FANCY FEATURES FOR THE TIME, ELECTRIC WINDOWS ALL ROUND, ELECTRIC MIRRORS – WE’RE TALKING 2005 LUXURY HERE. CD PLAYER INCLUDED, SO YOU CAN RELIVE YOUR MISSY ELLIOTT / WESTLIFE / LINKIN PARK MAYBE EVEN GARTH BROOKS ERA CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE ONES WHO DON’T LIKE DRIVING DUAL CLIMATE CONTROL, FINALLY, PEACE BETWEEN THE COLD FREAKS AND THE SWEATY ONES. INTERIOR IS… PRESENTABLE, LIKE A LEAVING CERT STUDENT, NERVOUS BUT PUT TOGETHER. PARROT PHONE KIT INCLUDED, A TRUE BLAST FROM THE PAST. IT DOESN’T SQUAWK BUT IT DOES CONNECT TO YOUR PHONE. BOOT SPACE, ABSOLUTELY, YOU COULD HOST A SMALL BBQ BACK THERE (DISCLAIMER: DON’T ACTUALLY LIGHT FIRES IN THE BOOT). EXTERIOR HAS SOME AGE-RELATED OR PREVIOUS OWNER RELATED MARKS CLUTCH AND FLYWHEEL? MINT. SMOOTHER THAN A TIN OF NIVEA. GOOD TYRES ON ALLOY WHEELS, ROLLING IN STYLE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TOO HARD. BASED JUST 10 MINS FROM LIMERICK JUNCTION , HANDY FOR PICK-UP OR ESCAPE. VIEWING AVAILABLE ANYTIME, EVENINGS, WEEKENDS, FULL MOON RITUALS, I’M FLEXIBLE. DON’T RING FOR A CHAT OR MAYBE DO, DEPENDS ON MY MOOD…. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, THIS THING DRIVES IMPECCABLY, IS INSANELY ECONOMICAL, AND HAS JUST ENOUGH GERMAN GRUNT, GRACE & GRAVITAS TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIT OF A LEGEND.