Mazda Mazda6 2009

💥 FOR SALE: Mazda 6 Saloon 1.8 Petrol (2009) 💥 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around — here’s your once-in-a-lifetime chance to own the most average Mazda 6 in Ireland! Yes, it drives. Yes, it moves under its own power. But let’s be honest — the engine is living on borrowed time and planning its retirement party as we speak. One day it will just say, “Nope, I’m done” — but hey, until then, it bravely soldiers on! One cylinder doesn’t work because a valve is burned. Fixing it costs more than the car is worth, so don’t ask — just replace the engine. ✨ What’s good? • Body: Not perfect, but hey, who is? • Lights, brakes, tires: They exist. They work. Celebrate the small things! • Interior: Surprisingly clean — because the engine gets all the drama. • Mileage: 300,000 km — a true warrior’s badge of honour! 🔧 Why should you buy this gem? Perfect for: ✔️ A cheap project — drop in a fresh heart (engine) and she’s back on the road. ✔️ Parts galore — sell the bits, keep the change. ✔️ Driving until the engine finally says its last goodbye (could be tomorrow, could be next week — excitement guaranteed!). 💸 How much for this majestic beast? Just €600 — that’s it. No offers, no haggling, no “what’s your best price bro?” — if you want a bargain, go to Lidl. 🗂️ Paperwork? Yes, it has it. I’m not that dodgy.