Mini One 2003

FOR SALE: My wife's MINI. Because apparently 8 years is long enough to mourn a car. My wife left Ireland years ago, but the MINI stayed behind. Not because it broke down. Not because it was unreliable. Simply because she couldn't bear to say goodbye. So instead of selling it, we gave it a lovely retirement. Eight years of fresh Irish air, absolutely no exercise, and a permanent parking space. It's been there so long it's practically a local landmark. You can even spot it on Google Earth. 🛰️ The facts: - 2003 MINI One. - Running perfectly fine when last used in 2018. - Hasn't been started since. Not even once. - Currently sold as spares, repairs or a brave restoration project. - May need a battery. May need a miracle. Probably both. - Comes with plenty of character, history and absolutely no promises. The good news: It hasn't given us a single mechanical problem in eight years. The bad news: We haven't asked it to do anything in eight years. Perfect for a MINI enthusiast, a mechanic with too much free time, or someone who enjoys making questionable financial decisions. Sold as seen. Collection required. Bring a trailer — and a healthy dose of optimism! 😄 💬 Message me with an offer. My wife has finally agreed to let it go — let's get this done before she changes her mind!