2023 Opel Vivaro 75kw batter Sprtv E VAN. SWAP

🚐 FOR SALE: Electric Dream Machine – Bargain of the Year! 🚀 Location: Dungarvan, Co. Waterford Contact: 087 342 2670 Looking for a van that works harder than your mother-in-law’s opinion? Look no further! This beast of a van comes packed with a 75kWh battery and boasts a long range of 350km on a full charge – even with a load. Fast charging from 10% to 80% in just 30 minutes. Blink and you’ll miss it! Features? Oh yes: Adaptive cruise control Radar system LED headlights (the fancy ones) Folding mirrors (great for tight parking and tight egos) Bluetooth, navigation, lane assist – basically, smarter than most people Drives like a dream – smooth, quiet, and shockingly zippy Extra feature installed - Emergency hazard blinking lights( For when your stopped on public roads) Real Talk: 💰 Book value: €26,000 and still under dealership warranty. 💸 Yours for just €22,500 + VAT – yes, really. 📦 Minor dent in the right sliding door (gives it character), but works perfectly. 🔁 Willing to consider a trade – but let’s keep it sane. (Swap value needs to be realistic.) 👀 Viewings by appointment only – no tyre kickers or daydreamers, please. If this ad is still up, the van is still available. Don’t wait – it won’t hang around forever, unlike your ex.