Dining table

Are you tired of dining tables that wobble every time you aggressively butter your toast? 🍞🔪 Look no further. I am selling this absolute unit of a table. It is solid, sturdy, and ready for action. The Specs: 🪵 The Top: Beautiful rustic timber. Loads of character, knots, and grain. It’s "shabby chic" without the shabby. 🐘 The Legs: Chunky, curvy, painted grey. Built like a tank. 📏 Dimensions: 180cm x 90cm. (Seats 6 comfortably, or 8 if you all breathe in). Why you need it: ✅ It’s NOT flat-pack cardboard. It’s proper wood. ✅ It will survive Christmas dinner, board game rage, and homework sessions. ✅ It looks expensive (but I’m selling it for a bargain). 📍 Collection Only: Warning – it is heavy! 💪 Bring a van, a friend, and maybe drink a protein shake before you come over. I’ll help you lift it out, but my back isn't what it used to be. (Table only! Chairs not included – they are just there for moral support). 💶 First to see will buy. No time wasters!