The Legend, The Myth, The Mild Oil Smell.

Are you ready to tame a beast from a time when phones had cords and mullets roamed free? If Mad Max rode a dual-sport, this would be it. Meet The 1986 Honda XL600LM Vintage looks, stone-simple mechanics, and zero unnecessary electronics. Perfect for backroads, off-road, and impressing people who think fuel injection is cheating. Starts first kick (most days), idles like a chainsaw on espresso, and pulls like a tractor with dreams. It’s a simple, rugged machine that does what it was built to do: go anywhere you point it, look cool doing it, and never ask for Bluetooth. Features (besides unstoppable charisma): ✅ Freshly rebuilt front brake caliper & master cylinder – stops better than your last relationship. ✅ New clutch – shifts smoother than your favorite pickup line ✅ New battery – so fresh it thinks it’s a Tesla. ✅ New seat cover – no more mystery stains. Just clean, confident posterior support. ✅ Recently serviced – oils changed, bolts tightened, soul cleansed. ✅ 35,000 km – basically just broken in for a Honda. 📜 I have original Italian documents, 4 previous owners, and that beautiful patina you can’t fake. ℹ️ NOTE: The bike currently has original vintage Italian plates. These will be transferred to Irish reg once a non refundable €500 deposit is received, as changing the plates is irreversible and would hurt its value. If you’re a collector, this matters. 📍Bike will be in Ireland late June – get it before the hipsters catch wind. No lowballers or swap offers for PlayStations, please. Test rides only if you bring cash and gear. Disclaimer: May cause excessive grinning, spontaneous road trips, and an irrational fondness for Castrol.