Motorbikes: "armchair no stains or rips"

Triumph Speed Triple 1997

• 1997
• 0.8 Petrol
• 4,520 mi
• 14 days
• Saintfield, Co. Down

The Legend, The Myth, The Mild Oil Smell.

• 1986
• 35,000 km
• 4 hours
• Greystones, Co. Wicklow

Suzuki RF600

• 1995
• 28,000 mi
• 20 days
• Mullingar, Co. Westmeath