Expresso machine

Listen up, caffeine addicts and capsule snobs. I bought this shiny espresso machine with pure optimism and zero research. Opened the box (mistake #1), plugged it in, and discovered it only accepts those capsules… the ones I don’t buy, the ones that apparently live in a parallel universe from the ones I actually own. So now it sits there, judging me, fully functional, never returned, and completely useless to someone who refuses to switch capsule brands like a reasonable adult. If you do use the right capsules (or you’re willing to join the dark side), this is your moment. It’s basically brand-new, still has that “I was briefly hopeful” energy, and comes with free existential regret from the previous owner. Grab it before I start using it as a very expensive paperweight. Serious inquiries only. Capsule compatibility not negotiable. My dignity already left the chat.